Friday, September 19, 2008

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas

10: Decorating the house (with plywood).

 9:  Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.

 8:  Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

 7:  Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.

 6:  Family coming to stay with you.

 5:  Family and friends from out of state calling you.

 4:  Buying food you don't normally buy and in large quantities.

 3:  Days off from work.

 2:  Candles.

And the number one reason hurricane season is like Christmas...

 1:  At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!


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