An old couple is having
breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, "Just think, honey,
we've been married for 50 years." "Yes," he replies. "Fifty years ago
we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were
probably naked as jaybirds." "Well," the old woman snickers, "should we
get naked again for old time's sake?" So they strip off their clothing
and sit back down at the table. "You know," the old woman says
breathlessly, "my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years
ago." "I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee
and the others in your oatmeal."
